Yesterday...for many hours

I walked around garage sales and the grocery store.....wait for it, wait for it, wait f.....with my zipper unzipped.

THAT'S RIGHT!!!

I was playing with my neighbors daughter when ADAM (not the most observant man, I think we can all agree on that...) was the one to break the news to me!!!!

Yes, I had squatted in front of some local gringo and his white trash wife with bad teeth, inspecting the little push and walk behind lion that makes noises when you press its nose (same one that Claire had...) and negotiated the price of this item from TWO DOLLARS to $1.75 (I had just bought a big red maracas (singluar, yes...) for twenty five cents and all sorts of other child paraphenalia at several other garage sales....BIG BREATH...with my FLY OPEN!!!!!!!

At least I had just put on fresh bib and tuckers after my shower....